Recycled Plots

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Re: Recycled Plots

Post by Stormcrow » Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:32 pm

It's the story of a hobbit Frodo
Who was walking with three other hobbit lads.
All of them had hair on toes, like their mothers,
And beltlines like their dads.

It's the story of a striding Ranger
Who was leading an elf, a dwarf, a man.
They were heroes walking all together,
Yet they had no good plan.

Till the one day when the hobbit met this Ranger
And they knew it was much more than a slip,
'Cause this group must somehow form a company.
That's the way we all became the Fellowship.

The Fellowship.
The Fellowship.
That's the way we became the Fellowship.

[Gandalf pops up in the middle.)

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Re: Recycled Plots

Post by Stormcrow » Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:44 pm

I'm goin' west to Elfhome, gonna have myself a time.
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
I'm going west to Elfhome, gonna leavy my woes behind.
Ample singing day or night, Elf-lords spouting poetry.
I'm heading' west to Elfhome, gonna see if I can't unwind.
Tra-la-lally ha-ha-ha! Tra-la-tra-la-lally ha!
So come on west to Elfhome, and meet some friends of mine.

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Re: Recycled Plots

Post by Stormcrow » Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:56 pm

Shelob, Shelob.
In the dark looks like a blob.
Spins a web, any size.
Catches orcs just like flies.
Look out!
Here comes the Shelob.

Is she strong?
Listen bud.
She's Ungonliant offspring blood.
Can she swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there!
There goes the Shelob.

In the chill of night,
Inside her filthy cave,
Sucking out the light,
Gollum she did enslave.

Shelob, Shelob.
Deadly neighborhood Shelob.
Orcs and goblins?
She's ignored.
Hobbits are her reward.
To her, life is a great big bang-up.
Wherever there's a hang-up
You'll find the Shelob.

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Re: Recycled Plots

Post by Glorelendil » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:48 pm

Now, listen to a story 'bout a lad named Took
Queer little fellow, always nose in a book.
Then one day when he's readin' by the moon
Up from his map jumped a silvery rune.

Now the first thing you know Took gets a sword and shield.
Kinfolk said, "Took, learn to dual-wield!"
They said, "Wilderland is the place you should explore!"
So he loaded up his pony and moved to Erebor.
The Munchkin Formerly Known as Elfcrusher
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Re: Recycled Plots

Post by amajo » Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:56 am

AHH! After three thousand years, I'M BACK! It's time to conquer Middle-earth!

Gandalf! Sauron's revealed! Recruit a group of hobbits with hope!

Go go Frodo Baggins!
(I will take the Ring)
Go go Frodo Baggins!
(Though, I... do not know the way)
Go go Frodo Baggins!
If you don't find a way, then no one will!!!
Amado Angulo Espinoza
The One Ring RPG rules developer and proofreader

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Re: Recycled Plots

Post by zedturtle » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:01 pm

amajo wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:56 am
AHH! After three thousand years, I'M BACK! It's time to conquer Middle-earth!

Gandalf! Sauron's revealed! Recruit a group of hobbits with hope!

Go go Frodo Baggins!
(I will take the Ring)
Go go Frodo Baggins!
(Though, I... do not know the way)
Go go Frodo Baggins!
If you don't find a way, then no one will!!!
Now I realize that we really missed an opportunity... Queen really should have done a LotR concept album. (Or movie soundtrack). :)

Sam: I love you Mister Frodo, but we only have 14 hours to throw the Ring into the Cracks of Doom!
Jacob Rodgers, occasional nitwit.

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Re: Recycled Plots

Post by Majestic » Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:24 pm

Our beloved Arda was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly four Ages ago expansion started, wait...
Middle-earth began to cool, the orcs began to drool
Númenóreans developed tools
We built the walls of Helm’s Deep (we built Minas Tirith)
Math, science, sorcery, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the Akallabêth! Hey!
Adventure Summaries of our campaign, currently playing through The Darkening of Mirkwood

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